Hey I found your number in my phone i dont remember how we met this is richard btw
strange i dont have your number must have been a drunk thing
could be more
absolutely not
Ok I love you more. To infumty and beyong.
I puked a lego.
don't worry, i already broke the ice when i told the story about how i super glued a picture of big bird to my vag.
apparently the dude across the street has been dead for like a month. now I feel bad about pissing on his lawn
I woke up to my dog trying to clean my vagina.
I'm pretty sure we put the facepaint on during whippets
I ended up naked in a pond with you-know-who and your saying your a good babysitter? Dick.
and now i get to think about how i fulfill a gay man's harry potter fantasy. thanks for that
I never appreciated sexting until I went to rehab
i don't know why he's complaining, i'm the one with four hickeys on my ass.
She showed up after 3 hours and proceded to make us all feel like resonable human beings. I dont know how she did it but she did it.
I don't think you understand...I'm really good at getting drunk
I have no idea what to do with myself since we graduated.
I've just been napping and sexting all day.
Naptime over. I've got fresh contacts and tequila. RAAAAAAGE!
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