I can tuck mytits in my pants
I keep trying to sit and the chair keeps running away from me
Her life must suck. All she's got is "Miss Shamrock" WHICH SHE LOST!
the last thing i remember is unlocking the door. its like i was literally opening the door to my blackout
it was such a weird mix, KFC and penis
The guy in the American Flag bikini was telling the women he was disgusted at the amount of alcohol they weren't drinking. Then it got ridiculous.
theres a kid in a leopard robe and sunglasses filling up a gas tank. i miss college
I had sex with marker all over my face so I can do just about anything.
Only I could host a baby shower where the cops get called.
i hope you're proud of yourself! i just had to ask my boss to put ointment on the rugburn on my back. clothes hurt!
I'm discussing Magic Mike with my mom and totally get why she thinks I'm gay.
So you're not opposed to us ever having sex again? Because it just seems like such a waste to let a penis like yours go.
He said we were going to get fucked up in the woods so here we are
You still owe me one bodily function mess clean up.
You pee on the floor one time and you never hear the end of it...
Yeaaaaa...im super disgusted with myself lol...which is interesting, considering all of the things I have done in my life...
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