It's not called being bisexual its called making out with anyone that has a mouth
Every time you started making out for him we all cheered for you... that's what sorority sisters do - they cheer you on when you make bad life decisions at the bar.
Dude, you need to man up. You passed out before a PRESEASON game. It's a long season.
the mexican frat downstairs started singing this mariachi song, then out of nowhere some dude busts out a trumpet and plays along. is this even real?
You stole a fry from a complete stranger. He wasn't happy. Then you said fuck it and stole the whole poutine and ran down the street while he stared in shock.
I am truly sorry that you have to put your dog down. He was a great dog, and a great friend. I am still not showing you my tits.
Did my married ex-boyfriend really tell me that he prays for me? Fucking Judas
I had sex in a panda mask the other night.
Why do I have "apologize to Dave Coulier" written on my hand?
One of my pillows is missing but it's cool because there is a beef stick.
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
He just flipped the beer pong table and set the ceiling fan on fire things are about to get crazy
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
You know you've hit a new slutty low when you're simultaneously sexting and having a tea party with a 4 year old
MANIFESTATION IS REAL AND IM GETTING LAID TONIGHT
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