Fuck. sleeping in my sisters room again I heard zombie noises outside my window
i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
He's telling me stories about how he made out with a 14 yr old when he was 22. I'm going home.
Just threw up in a trash can by the ATM. Then pulled out money for weed.
Did we have sex last night or did we just wake up naked covered in oil?
Reason #57 I am going to fail the bar... it's Tuesday and i'm drunk at Toy Story 3.
What type of outfit says "I know you slept with my boyfriend before and are also way skinnier than me, but I look better...somehow"
his phone is always ringing though. It makes me feel like I'm dating a doctor who's always on call.
yeah, dating a doctor sounds much better than fucking your drug dealer.
We made a water bong out of a wine bottle... Being an architect major finally payed off.
All in all only spent $2 at the bar ln... Fucking love having a vagina
I would just like to point out that someone I had sex with drove me so I could have sex with you. I deserve some type of "most loyal booty call ever" award.
The hospital waiting room is starting to become a very familiar place to me.
I just can't have sex in the car again. it's just too much
he looks like the poster child for myspace how the hell does he have other hoes?
he was almost the father of your baby, you should let him take you to dinner
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