Im mastering the way to pass gas silently.
Is it wrong that I didn't stop masterbating when the credit card company called?
did you answer or finish?
both
It wasn't a wasted relationship. I got road-head in an Escalade. I still keep that with me.
I have teeth marks. Like distinct upper and lower jaw.
Yeah me too. My shoulder looks rabid.
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
Apparently in gay bars the restroom signs are just a formality. Its a free for all in there
I think I just fucked my first person born during the Clinton administration
btw, do you remember scaling that porch last night?
I don't know if it was his cologne or his Jesus hair, but he was much more fuckable than last time I saw him.
Now that I think about it, it may have been the 6 pitchers of beer.
Stalker pic that shit
He left, I think he got uncomfortable when I started singing 'oompah oompah doodley do, I have a special riddle for you'
If I could drink as much and have the amount of sex he has at his age, well I'd probably be dead
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
Hurricane Harvey ruined my dick appt. WTF?!
Yeah, everything was going great until the mugging.
What use have I for dignity? It just get's in the way of the really fun stuff.
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