I'd fuck her but she fucked Dusty. And I'm pretty sure he's humped livestock
I don't even know what he looks like, all i've seen of him is his dick
the rest of him looks just as crooked
Okay I've seen like three girls walking around crying today. Weird?
everyone's regretting their thursdays.
Shit. Come in my room. Bring a trashcan and an icepack
this is the last time we take the mathletes drinking.
I don't think the cop knew you were on ecstasy until you asked for a back rub.
Please collect your boy friend. He semi-passed out on the couch and trying to grab bums as people walk by. Anyone's bum, he's not choosy.
dude, no lie, I would make out with you in front of them wearing nothing but a rainbow colored speedo
And I'm bringing my coffee cup of wine.
I was planning out a scrapbook to memorialize my affair.......and that's when it hit me, I don't make good choices. On the upside, the scrap book came out great and I am glad I saved all the gate passes from the airport.
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
I cannot believe I accepted his penis into my body.
Dude if I had a dollar for everytime she asked me to do weird shit with her when we were fucking I'd have like 4$
I peed on his bed and he still likes me. #keeper
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