You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
it's not gay if you rub your penis between their butt cheeks and pretend they are tits
She made a list of the things each of us had done wrong and assigned a point system. Guess who came out the loser?
Just found out my 21st birthday is on a Wednesday. The possibilities are cheap, as well as endless.
Swear to god this chicks brother got let out of jail for the weekend for the sole purpose of cock blocking me
I puked in the urinal of a bar tonight. Not embarrassed cause I got away with it, legitimately upset you weren't there to make fun of me.
Someone just told me I could double date with them and their dog as my date. This is why the suicide rates are so high at the holidays.
I opened my eyes this morning, looked at the sunlight and made this hangover my bitch.
I'm reffing a fight in Fight Club I don't even know what I'm doing
Would it be appropriate to cancel a hookup to watch the golden globes?
absolutely. tina fey and amy poehler trump everything.
Also, yes, I look pretty rough. But my ovaries fought back this morning so getting dressed decently was not a priority.
I'm to the point of desperation where I stare at customers penis imprints through their pants all day
What is the acceptable way to offer a trade of sex for a few hours of body heat?
I legit just quacked out loud at a duck on campus. Realized after that there were people around me, they looked at me funny...
He’s disease free and drives a Porsche. What else does a girl need?
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