She tried to have sex with him but he quote unquote respected her
I have one thing to say: spongebath.
I wish that wasn't all you had to say. And by that, I mean I wish you hadn't said that at all.
Best moment of my life. I just got a text from some random number that said i can't wait to touch you. Her name is kiara and she had the wrong number.
Some mysterious chinese delivery man dropped off 2 free egg rolls. Clutch
Thanks to her sunglasses tan, I can't look at her when she blows me cause it's like getting blown by a raccoon. A very talented raccoon
TINY HANDS NOT FOR BUTTHOLES
This is going everywhere on the internet.
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
The fuck-me-pumps were hot, the XL hoody kinda ruined it.
You realize that if you get murdered while we're talking, I'm gonna have to explain to your next of kin why the last thing on your phone is a picture of my boobs.
How did it feel to just observe all the people blacking out usually you're on the other end of things
I felt like I was at the zoo
"Don't bang the neighbor, don't bang the neighbor, don't bang the neighbor..." he chanted helplessly
I'm shaving my vagina to the lion king soundtrack. How's your 9am?
No biggie, just trying to keep my liver function in the green
That reminds me of the morning I woke up on the sidewalk covered in chicken wings
Would an open wound count as good sex or bad sex?
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