Remember, sex is not sex til both people cross the finish line. Until then, it is just a favor.
i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
opening your purse in class to grab a pen only to find dollar bills and pink fuzzy handcuffs instead...that's a cool feeling
I feel like I just need to fuck him after all his effort. like a "hey man good try" like those kids who get last place and still get a trophy.
Call me when you get back form court. Hopefully its not later than noon. Just remember..win or lose we still booze.
So much beer in the passenger seat the seatbelt light is blinking
Okay I take that back some girl just said pussy sweat. Get me outta here
He had to put the child locks on the windows so you would stop screaming at random boys
Bobbing for jello shots in a bucket of long island. Fast track to alcohol poisoning.
It was really strange. I feel like I had sex with a synchronized swimmer.
I either forgot underwear this morning or lost them at work and I seriously don't know which.
dont you DARE use my tequila influenced words against me
we're at the bar celebrating my ex bootycall getting his new gf pregnant... and me narrowly escaping a future as kitty foreman
The free coupon that printed out with the purchase of my plan b emergency contraception was for allergy meds. I feel like a coupon for condoms would've been more fitting in this situation.
Oh wait. It's for wart remover. Fitting, afterall.
It's difficult when the romantic and the hedonist in me are fighting. I want him to respect me and hopefully pursue an actual relationship, but then I remember he fucks like a GOD and loves my kink. Oh, life's hard.
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