i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
Wow my backseat really seemed a lot bigger when we were 16
Going to get yelled at but I labeled the reel "four dried up sluts decide going to the middle east to shop during a war is the best idea ever"
Sorry for calling you a whore in front of your mom. World cup brings the worst out of me.
Come find me please? Im in a ditch.
That doesn't help me much...
I'm right under the moon!
I will probably be peed on at some point today.
honestly, i'm just crying in the kitchen naked and eating salsa
So the bartender tried kicking me out but i screamed im an RA you cant kick me out
I GOT JUDGED BY A GUY WORKING AT THE LEAST CLASSY STRIP CLUB. Peeing isn't a right, it's a privilege.
that pic of me and the hulking football player sure does come in handy when creepy guys hit on me at the bar.
Should I be concerned that the new guy I'm seeing just referred to my stealing a sailboat in college while drunk as "wholesome"?
Do you want me to add this to the list of actions I will state at your intervention
I just want you to know you're the worst sister ever.
If this is about me and your ex, it's not my fault she doesn't like men.
When have you ever know me to go too far?
Besides the alcoholism, the HR issues, and getting fired from Best Buy for tackling a display?
Yeah. Besides those.
That man makes my giblets tingle
Congrats? I think?
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