Hahahaha do you think bella ever gave edward head?
chris hansen is no longer pursuing child predators.let's celebrate
i'll bring the hard lemonade and lube
at least 'blackout me' had enough sense to take the puke covered duvet off the comforter.
K. On the way. I need a drink.
Like a drink drink or like water?
Have we met?
OMG A WOMANS PROSTETIC ARM JUST FELL OFF AT BAGGAGE CLAIM
What a whore. She reminds me of that asian guy who can eat all the hotdogs.
Just bought a waterproof mattress cover. Bring it on sophomore year.
The night started going downhill when I set my foot on fire.
Ice skating? Did you see me last night? I don't even know where my socks are
just watched a cripple ollie in his wheelchair to get on to the elevated floor in the bar. I. LOVE. WISCONSIN
I have dibs on his crisis of faith.
Trevor is horny so he just called me to tell me all the things that he would like to do with his future wife. That's a new one.
He slapped my ass and his clap-on light turned on.
I'm not even mad. I was just trying to get a boner, you're the one that had to see that
hey if you're going to the hospital do you wanna pick me up a taco on your way back
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