The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
i just threw up in a potted plant at home depot
i just checked to make sure valentines day this year was on a weekend assuming ill want to be drunk all day
hearing about your life makes me feel so good about mine
Woke up this morning on my couch at 6am fully dressed including heels, holding half a corn dog. I called you last night when I was buying the corn dog from a street vendor, I think.
I am in love with you.
the room spins SO much faster in panama
What's the protocol when you drive the girl's head into the wall during sex and she starts to cry?
There's a big bag of salt and vinegar chips and a Budweiser for when you wake up. Don't say I never did anything for you.
I hope I bought a crossbow. Also I need to not drink that much
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
You kept trying to get the girl i brought home to hook up with you by enticing her with 12 baconnators you brought home
A huge penis doesn't warm the soul. Or that's what I've had to tell myself.
man sorry about that. It's like god was willing me to be an asshole. I haven't filled my quota for the day
We're listening to drake in the middle of the woods and smoking two joints at once...my life is complete.
I have just received a gold-medal-deserving sext. He wrote me a fucking novel. Not only am I incredibly turned on but I am beyond impressed. He is the sext god. I must bow to him.
I cannot belive our party caught on fire
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