Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
Gross thing of the day...i got cum in my new boots
you didnt remember my name all night. you kept referring to me as "the blonde with the fat ass"
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
you were eating the carrots out of my guinea pig's cage and saying that you needed them more than they ever would.
i cant text you anymore tonight, God gave me two hands for two cups
I just remember making out with this kid's friend, washing blood off my hands and hearing the RA's were looking for me.
He's like my sex unicorn. Elusive and majestic. I'll catch him, I'm baiting with patron.
screw jello shots the kids from the culinary school made pudding shots with 4 loko.
Remember that time you came over to my house and I was on the porch naked and eating peanut butter?
I'm abstinent now
Oh, is this one of the times when you're serious?
I touched the butt once. 'Twas an experience with the greatness of legend. So I touched it once more.
then a garbage truck rolls up to the club, they hop out, and walk right in like they own the place
Somehow my family started talking about sex toys at breakfast.
Can we be gay Bert and Ernie for Halloween?
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