I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
My BOSS just pulled out a box of Christmas stuff labeled reefs.
Is he smart?
Why would i know that. That would deal with the top half of his body. I only deal with the bottom half.
She narrowed it down to 7 guys that could have gotten her pregnant.
In a min. With a stripper at the hospital. Business. Not pleasure.
This is the weirdest negotiation ever.
This is what happens when two people with zero shame try to argue.
I don't think she can come out, she went too hard in the Intro to Theater Drinking Game at 2:30
Ive been thinking this might sound random.. But we need a piano in our house next year specifically for railing chicks on it.
For Halloween this year I'm going to paint myself in gold, wear a golden toga and sash saying " cunt goddess"
How is it that I, the only one that didn't drink last night, was the only one puking out the car window?
He sent me a dick pic, and it had smeared lipstick on it. So I sent him the pic of my tit with the hickey ring your brother gave me.
Yeah man, you were grinding with his wife, I wouldn't be worried about it
Where does dick fit into Maslow's hierarchy of needs?
Its 9 am & i've been cleaning for 6 hours now with occasional crying bursts and two cocktails. Adulting 101.
Randomize
