Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
It started with Hannah Montana and ended with alcoholism.
he invited me to an all week drinking party at his house. apparently he knows the key to my heart is booze shaped.
I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
i have a feeling he has a nice dick. i can just sense it.
My cat gives me a boner
I hate when you've made an ugly girl's day by having sex with her, and then she gets greedy and wants to cuddle after you cum.
we should wear snuggies to the strip club
The kid that passed out is still in the bathtub filled with ice and the empties
It's not slutty if it's for workout purposes...right?
I got so drunk last night that I drunk texted myself. "hand jobs are the currency of the future"
I don't know. What do people who don't get stoned do?
So... How much of our rent is drug money?
I don't have the resources to adequately explain this. I need like a Powerpoint presentation and also Vodka.
I am sitting in my lingerie, eating frozen cookie dough out of a bowl, and watching family. My hump day is going great
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