my orientation roommate looks just like New York of Flavor Flav fame
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
she said, "is it ok if I touch it?" that's when I knew I was in trouble... I knew she was a virgin but seriously..
It was worse than when we pepper-sprayed my dick. I feel mislead.
Whatever you gave me is making me lactate
Chick last night said she only gets off if she rubs her childhood blanket her parents gave her during sex
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
So I'm trying to figure out if starting the day running around the quad in a black t-shirt and bikini w/ a drawn on mustache is a good way to start the day...
You've thrown off my entire schedule. Usually SATURDAYS are my "try to hide the jizz on my leggings" days
Instead of a fine and a few hours in jail he chose to get tasered, break his neck and shit his pants
I'm pretty sure I made out with a guy in a man thong.
I was Jaeger weird. I was rolling on the floor pretending to be an Olympic gymnast and my name was Gina
She said "we just have chemistry" ... I wanted to say "no, you just have a vagina."
He's a drill sergeant! The sadomasochist in me can't resist that.
I apologize for there being a shopping cart in the living room. I don't know how why or where i got it.
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