whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
He dyes his hair, fake tans and lies constantly. What did you really expect from him?
A better fuck for starters.
I took off my clothes and she wanted to have sex. But then she changed her mind. So we ended up fucking through her panties or something. I don't know it was weird.
I just saw the nastiest chick.
Where?
woke up next to her... fuck you jack daniels, fuck you
I think I should just go up to him and say, "before I invest time in this could I just take a look at your penis?"
It was awful until we put her on a word ration. And she rationed her words accordingly. I love blondes.
he likes to slap my ass alot untill he missed and hit his own balls poor bastard kept on going.
In the middle of having sex, she said "if we continue, we're dating." I then pulled out and sat in the corner, naked. I deserve a Medal of Honor.
Two dudes. Loud music. Dancing shirtless possibly naked. Why would I ever need cable?!
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
He sends me pictures of his dogs and I send him my tits, it's a win win situation
That shit was hard as fuck. It felt like a mountain entering my vagina.
It's decided. Tomorrow I'm getting a Big Mac and a Dildo
You screamed out "happy birthday Jesus" followed by chugging Bacardi straight out the bottle
Dude it's unhealthy how much I love vagina in my face
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