no more stoned jack in the box. this is the third night in a row.
Great date with Damon, but I'm not sure if telling him I like lesbian porn is a good second date discussion.
Just spent five minutes taking pictures of my hands for some random guy.
Thanks for reminding me why I talk about you behind your back. Get laid.
Spotted at kelly concert- 10 year old in a homemade "I do not hook up" t shirt. Well I should certainly hope not, sweetheart.
I can't believe we just used the phrase "jizz to juice ratio" in casual conversation.
He was spoon feeding me wine all night.
I mean its not the first time I passed out drunk at barnes and noble.
is pulling out brownies in the middle of class on 4/20 just too obvious?
I have a test in the morning in sign language about signs for drugs and alcohol use. Im drunk and rolling a blunt. I've never felt so confident about a grade in my life.
Haha yeah this costume is worse than I imagined. I look more like a gothic hooker who caters specifically to creepy men with doll fetishes
I'm using toast as a chaser. If I wasn't already so fucked up this would be revolting.
You thought you were drunk? I woke up at 6 o'clock this morning with a cheeseburger in my left hand a drink in my right with my window half way down. it was raining.... fml
By the way I peed in a mug last night cause you were in the bathroom and im pretty sure it is still in the kitchen.
This guy has a theme song for the joints he rolls
I think I recall josh coming in to the room to tuck us in and give us a few condoms and I threw them back all furious and told him 'we don't use those.' Oh god
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