Got some. In a truck. I will just pee you in the morning i guess?
Well if yoir are still awake and secided to drink... You may aswell drink
That text needs to switch to water.
GM filed for bankruptcy, all the dealerships closed, and it's june and I'm in jeans and a sweatshirt and I'm cold. What is the point of living in this state anymore?
please come you make the beer taste better
Needless to say they were not happy to find out that we braided their hair together, when one of them woke up needing to puke bad
I woke up naked dangling by my feet from the balcony over his foyer. He's officially my new favorite booty call.
Apparently she got a minor consumption for using vodka soak tapmons
Does that work!! Please say yes
it's gotten to the point where there are no existing good choices. even our good choices are bad choice by anyone's standards but ours.
Drinking vodka straight out of a beer bottle because I don't want to be judged. Not my best idea and not my worst.
My mouth tastes like what I imagine a hobo's skin would taste like.
So apparently I twerked on my coworkers last night. One month at the new job n I guess this is how I'm getting to know people
But really, someone with a penis give me attention before I start posting nudes on Instagram.
Being drunk at Chick-fil-A is a dystopian experience
I couldn't have possibly been that bad
You had her flip the penny over to the lucky side before you picked it up and ate it...
I remember waking up on the bathroom floor and seeing my teeth behind the toilet
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