my mom just found my bong and asked what it was. I told her it was a hookah
and she bought it?!?
yeah...but her friends at work told her hookah was fun and now she wants to smoke it with me...im thinkin yes
I told my ex i loved him and then he sent me a picture of this girl laying on his bed.
No shame. Just smoked a bowl with a Norwegian. Feels like something to cross off a list.
just saw a girl who had one of those monogrammed backpacks... her initials are VAG. is this a sign?
I don't remember which guy I met at the bar is coming to pick me up. It will be like my birthday surprise.
Does puking on your bio final mean I can retake it?
It is too early in this hangover to be seeing some guys ass crack.
I just feel like a girl who's never eaten a pb&j probably doesn't swallow
She thought that based on the way she feels that she got drugged last night, but come on, her turn on word is hello, who needs to drug that??
We fucked through the entire Destiny's Child album, it was a beautiful thing.
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
well his attempt to make a white russian with instant coffee, gone off milk, and that weird probably illegal vodka we bought the other day isnt going well
Well, we ended up labeling the relationship. We are now each other's designated butt-toucher.
Scientific fact: if he makes a face like a demonic dog when he's fucking you, makes it easier to fuck without feelings.
69'd by candlelight when the power went out.
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