Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
Whats contracted in vegas does not stay in vegas....
something must definitely be wrong with me if i'm chasing after a guy who cant even get it up
standing in the yard with no pants on waiting for google maps to come and take a picture.
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
Things found in my vomit last night: cell phone, Von Hayes rookie card, a boot, my dignity
From what I remember, he had one ball. But it was cute
he came within less than a minute of me blowing him. this was our second night hanging out in a row. for an almost 30 year old italian man, he is NOT living up to his country's reputation
I no longer see him as a simple set of male genitalia attached to a very sexy body. The title "trophy fuck" seems wrong. Damn.
She didn't need to know her brother was thrown out of a bar for getting head on the dance floor. You're a shit head.
Our foot and a bit height difference is kinda fun, except she's so tiny that after we ate burritos it looked like she was pregnant. I had a confusing bonner.
today i was walking through gramercy with a dress bag from David's Bridal and a bag of McDonald's. No guy would make eye contact with me as I scarfed down my fries. I think I was mankind's walking night terror.
Have you ever felt like autocorrect is judging you with its suggested words? Like how it won't suggest certain words until you type in pretty much the entire word, is it just thinking 'No way did this dude use "consent laws" in the same sentence as "17th?" Or is that just me.
You dropped my mother on the dance floor. She has a concussion. You didn't apologize. Don't speak to me for a while.
It took like and hour to get him in me and then he came in like 2min. Size aint everything
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