Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
i just heard one Asian kid say to another, "i bet if i could get into Harvard i could get laid all the time, my brother lost his virginity the first night there."
You probably havent been upstairs if you think that the microwave missing its door is bad
I swear that when I have my own bathroom, I'm gonna lock myself in there and masterbate for at least 3 days in sheer appreciation of it.
It's like split custody, only he's not a kid and they have sex with him.
You stuck your entire fist into a full jar of peanut butter and starting assaulting people
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
I shaved last nite, you should see my cock it looks like a beautiful skyscraper
Nothing like cleaning out your cleavage from lunch, finding cookie crumbs and eating them...
I came to the conclusion that Tinder and having the day off are not good for my relationship.
I was just asked by a police officer to not come back to Lancaster...
i think the realest test of our friendship is how hot your sister looks right now
Plus my fingers were hella swollen from eating all these cured meats so it was like I was given it to her with Hulk Hands on
A check for $9 that I used to buy six boxes of Girl Scout cookies bounced. I think I've hit a new low.
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