i just realized that we are the poor version of bethenny and jill from real housewives... and I'm jill. this is a 6.5 on the depressing scale
at least we're not in new jersey
well yea, now i know i won't get hair in my teeth...
we have 69 mutual friends...i have to add her
She said she didn't want me watching her give me a bj, so she proceeded to make a "blowjob igloo" out of blankets...
Its 4 am and he honestly tried throwing pizza at his ceiling for decorations
I'm silent, like a masturbating ninja.
I realized after pounding back 151 and head banging into each other to "the drop" of that dub step song, that we weren't meant to have boyfriends at this point in time.
Sometimes i like to think we arent living together next year and that im living with models that like to experiment but you ruin that fantasy time and time again
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
okay we need to get tested.
no YOU need to get tested. I'm just going along for the ride.
I'm at the nutcracker high as shit. It's so beautiful. I cried.
Well I've consulted some psychics but they keep saying all they hear in my head is screaming and all they see in my future is pool noodles and cheese dip?
"Being an adult" and "being happy" are two circles that do not overlap in my Venn diagram of life.
Also I like oatmeal more than sex.
Dude no i feel my liver disintegrating
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