Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
Just ate lunch with a paperclip again. Seriously, need to invest in plastic forks.
Why am I a bad person? You were the one trying to get people to eat tape.
I like to think of it as a lesbian feast.
Precisely. She's an awesome drinking companion; yet, not so awesome mother-in-law material.
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
Listen I know you hate her for what she did but this is getting our of hand. Please please tell me where you hid her wedding dress.
he fell asleep like an hour after we got to the beach, he deserved that penis shaped sunburn.
He insisted he brought his alarm clock everywhere, and then the girl screamed "fuck French people!"
How do I discreetly dispose of sex toy packaging that is recyclable? What to do...what to do?
She needs sedatives and a leash
I just got home and someone ate all my chicken nuggets. Bitches be asking for a death sentence?
I think I'm destined to be the stoner version of one of those successful but emotionally unavailable characters Sandra Bullock always plays in movies
ARE YOU OKAY?
Physically? Yes. Morally? No.
Got baked and laid and ate baked lays when I laid down while baking the brownies I I’m Superman
You’re still high, aren’t you?
Oh yeah
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