I got three cases. When they asked for id I said it was suspended for drunk driving.
It felt like his penis had an endoskeleton.
He's like my sex unicorn. Elusive and majestic. I'll catch him, I'm baiting with patron.
Yeah bro I don't know how she's gonna explain the black eye, how else do you tell your boss "my knee hit me in the face during sex last night"
Gina was bawling her eyes out and then she ran into the street and peed. she kept screaming "LOOK WHAT YOUVE DONE TO ME"
Someday, but I will be heavily drugged and there will be no dolphins.
The hypnotist is here. He has a black eye and smells like tequila.
Hurry there's four guys dressed up as a bachelorette party, one has a condom veil and the rest are selling candy bouquets and asking if anyone wants to get laid for $5
why can't I meet attractive men at the places I like to hang out? like books a million. or the liquor store.
Who needs sounds of the ocean? I just fall asleep to whatever chubby he is banging next door.
You're like Jane Goodall in a forest of gay men. Someday your autobiography will be called "Bottoms in the Mist".
If I had a penis, I'd want to put it in you. And I'd treat you with respect and pay for your drinks.
I put miralax in my rum/coke. Go hard or go home.
I've decided if you aren't here in fifteen minutes I'm leaving you for Mario the 75 year old Colombian bartender.
I’m tired of his bullshit and premature ejaculation. I’m going to hotel bars and finding a guy who is DTF
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