And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
Do you understand how much easier life would be if fannypacks were normal
I really wish you were half the slut you're sister was in college
It could have went better. They kicked us out of the casino and I drunkenly whipped her across the face with a fishing pole. Long story.
Im celebrating the fact that the one guy who has ever denied me has just come out of the closet
Dude she looks like a female richard gere plus 400 pounds.
He sent me a Microsoft outlook meeting request to blow him in the storage room at work. I had to accept.
I was thrown in the air atleast 3 times by baby jesus
is there a reason blood came out of my hair in the shower?
head injury at diner. you headbutted the wall a few times because it got in your way
There are some sad choices of men in the ER. That one was missing teeth. Not the place to find a husband.
So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
I thought I was bad, the girl next to me on the bench was feeding a bush a hamburger and introduced me. Only at lollapalooza.
I know I'm not a hook-up kind of chick but he is a firefighter & an EMS worker. I felt like maybe I'd be a good person if I let a good person inside of me
All I wanted was to die alone with my dogs....how did I end up here
I don't know if I should laugh or punch you
she hand cuffed me to the bed naked, jumped off the dresser naked, hit her head on the fan and knocked herself out. when her mom came home i had to call her for help, she could have died man...
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