Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
omg i finished an entire carton of double double chunk chunk ice cream last night...
what? what exactly is in double double chunk chunk?
self-loathing.
There is a keg full of gin. THERE SHOULD NEVER EVER BE A KEG FULL OF GIN.
I woke up because I was nodding to the dream question of "would you like a sombrero?"
Correct me if I'm wrong but the photo album titles "cause I've been drankin" and "baby jessica" should not belong to the same person.
I don't talk to her anymore. I lit her birthday presents on fire. Who the fuck puts candles that close to tissue paper?
She somehow inhaled a tack last night, she's having surgery today.
I always figured rock bottom would've involved more hookers
I smell like hot dogs and captain morgan it's 11:20 am what is my life
I had to dig my own trench to puke in at the resort. That much fun.
I feel like Captain Morgan shit all over my hopes and dreams last night...
if you want to know how my night is going I just ugly cried in the cheesecake factory
I'm just so full of love and alcohol
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