i just ordered an al pacino with double mocha at starbucks.. i'm waiting to see how long it takes the chick to realize what i said.
I looked up to you, until I saw her walk out of your room.
I just ordered a 3 square foot pizza. This is how to beat an eating disorder.
he pulled a hernia and i had to get the morning after pill. you tell me how our valentines day went.
I got a lot accomplished today, and the day is still young! I built a fort, hot boxed a fort, had a tea party in a fort, and now realizing how high I am.
Quick question... Can I call you daddy? Or would that just really made the whole 8 year age gap a bigger deal...?
We had to go visit his dealer in the hospital to buy some weed.
If you feel like laying around and watching a movie, that's where I'll be for the next several hours not moving, blaming others, and generally feeling sorry for myself.
just saw someone in just a bathrobe not even tied shut run to the bathroom with a facefull of cum. Someone had a good night
And theres a reasonable expectation that if you're fighting over a pair of yoga pants on the ground at VS someones gonna videotape it
Yesterdays boozy weather forecast has been extended to today
Yea no bueno and I only brought enough weed to last one night. And it was no Hanukah nug, it didn't last 8 days.
As soon as we had sex he stopped opening doors for me. That wasn't an exchange. Im still a god damn princess
The fact that you got a stranger guy to buy you a pizza off tinder makes me feel amazing
I'm drunk still and I cried and now I'm watching Whitney Houston singing the national anthem and I'm crying more
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