Every time a guy reaches down to touch my vag, i feel really sorry for all the transgender girls who still have a penis there.
That's weird cause every time i feel a girls vag i feel way worse for all the guys who reached down there and got a penis.
its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
It's shedding
I told you penises don't tan
No I'm not proud of you for not sleeping with him. He has herpes. You don't get a gold star for behaving how you're expected to. Trust me. I'm a teacher.
It was a sobriety test blowjob. If he could get it up, he could get me home.
he threw my burrito on the ground and said im too drunk. fuck that guy.
Ignoring the crisis im in. Sitting in the front yard in a kiddie pool. Wearing arm floaties, fins and a snorkel. Waiting for a hot guy to walk by.
Fyi: beer caps are stronger then bathroom counters
Heb just said, and I quote, "let's go to Who's On Third and fuck a fishbowl with our mouths. I am going to fuck this van." and then he humped a van.
YOU ARE SO GOD DAMN LOUD AND YOU'RE SHAKING THE GOD DAMN HOUSE. FUCKING STOP.
drunk brunch me or lose me forever
My vagina has a mind if its own. Can you imagine if I didnt have you to run her ideas through.
Is it sad that I planned a a romantic trip to dunkin donuts for and with myself on Saturday, then added an equally romantic after midnight stroll through the half off candy sale? I find that worthy of adding a few cats to my collection agree?
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
I woke up and there was a tiny sombrero on my penis. Care to explain?
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