I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
My boobs aren't big enough for this kind of lifestyle
Yep, it's a dick on our front door. Intentional?
I told my rommate that he was pissing on his bed. He said "ok man" and took a step backwards and continued. He then went back to bed.
is it bad that I didn't wash the cum out of my hair because it keeps my curls intact?
Night. I'll wake u up at 6 with the unfinnished vodka bottle so be prepared young grasshoper. U have much to learn.
well I was pissed. first he yelled at me for having my own condoms, then he got mad when they didn't fit him. Dude, I only fuck magnum men.
My god this is going to ruin whatever Vegas left of our souls...
what's the appropriate greeting for someone whose bed you've had sex with someone else in?
just had sex on top of a camper looking at the stars, BEAT THAT.
I threw a beer bottle at the bartender and pissed myself. Somehow, I didn't get kicked out.
All he gave me was a sore vagina and film suggestions
Like, what do you do with girlfriends? Buy her dinner and just like leave?
He unofficially told me he deleted his tinder because of me. I think that’s a pretty romantic gesture in 2018
He in a way got kinda cockblocked by Jesus
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