i don't care what she did to you. we are not having sex in front of your sister.
I'm pregaming for my hair cut. Working two jobs definately taught me how to use my time wisely...
IF SOMEONE ASKS YOU IF YOU WANT THE GOOD DRUGS YOU SAY YES.
He only had napkins in the bathroom... no toilet paper. If I fuck him, am I settling?
so the photographer said "let's get a picture of the cousins" so we posed together, and then he said " lets get a picture of the couples" So we posed together.
You invited the cop in for a "Celebrity shot"
Sarah's knitting me a hat as an apology for unknowingly making out with my boyfriend
I love it when he cheats on me with nice people
I forgot to pack a bra for work today...you would not believe the extremes i've had to go through in order to keep these nips from my coworkers
Dad just asked me to breathalyze grandma
Get off me. I'm done. I want a cookie.
We just FaceTimed and I put an Oreo in my vagina for him. Now he has to fly across the globe for me.
He sent me a picture of his cock that seemed to indicate that we were still on good terms.
Is it sad that I just pissed sitting down so I didn't have to stop eating doritos?
For the love of all that is holy just take the tranquilizers Erica
OH DEAR GOD IT GOT IN MY MOUTH AGAIN HELP
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