i wokr up in ohio with no clothes. i think someone gave me ecstacy. can you come find me please it's cold.
So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
It's an Italian thing I guess, grew up on that shit.
I'm Irish, we don't eat cow guts unless they're blended into a fine whiskey
best part he said "i like your tattoo" as he walked into the room, stood right there looking at me, naked on top of his friend
I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.
All i remember before i blacked out is you pointing to a random chick and telling me to bang her for America.
when a girl feels in her heart, the way she feels in her vagina, anything is possible.
Ask if he wants his tooth back. It's in the freezer. In the box of hotpockets.
Scratch that. Good bye liver, good bye clothes, good bye dignity. Hello awesome weekend
Nurse helped me count all my sexual partners and still gave me her phone number. She shall be #73.
I don't know what it was about last night, but every bar that i went to there was at least one girl there that i had done something with. I'm sure the girl that i went with knew because they all grabbed my penis and told me to call them.
I am laying in your bed and just found a bottle of wine under your pillow ...should have married you...
well he never texted me back and the pizza I took my rage out didn't deserve such malice
remember when I lost my virginity and said I could see myself becoming a sex addict?? Well I'm pretty sure that time has come
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