I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
it's like i warped into dreamland and the only thing that makes sense is my solo cup
I put it into a sports analogy for him: there are three teams in the league- friends, fuck buddies, and dating, and the fuck buddies roster is full, pick an alternate team
I wish i could tell a story about guys I know without the phrase "and then I blew him." coming up.
Seriously.......what do you have to do to get arrested in Vegas???
Stop selling my mother weed! She's annoying as hell when she's stoned.
this is not real life
it never is. after midnight never counts.
I offered to buy ihop waffles for all the homeless people outside the metro. It was time to go to bed.
Wait also totally unrelated but can horses sit down?
I just tried to picture one and I don't think they can cause I can't envision it
I love spring semester, so many high school girls visiting that think I'm the sexiest man alive just because I'm in college
Aren't you gay?
IT'S NICE TO FEEL WANTED DON'T RUIN THIS FOR ME
Who spent today in nothing but a vajazzle and candy thong? SORRY NOT SORRY
This guy is walking around with a deer head on. Honestly what the fuck
I haven't included my nuts in a shave since the Shaq/kobe Lakers era. I gave my self the ol full court press in order to change the tempo.
I'm hosting my annual valentine's day party tomorrow with every hookup I've ever had. thoughts on how it will turn out ??
They left me at home... I'm a liability
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