I'm curled up in a ball on the floor of my office with the lights off. I hope no one notices. No more open bar. Woof.
it seems that i get a boner from just about everything now
I think I might be in your shoes. Except they are actually my shoes. Either way these shoes are wasted.
Thank you blackberry messenger, for giving me a way to sext faster and more efficiently
Wait so they unscrewed the bathroom door to find you naked?
Do you ever just look at me and get embarrassed?
your bra might or might not be a decoration on me and my roomies xmas tree haha
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
We were having sex and his high flatmates stood outside his room playing the guitar and singing Somebody to Love by Justin Beiber. Weirdest night ever.
Finals week...the biggest cock block since your brother threatened me with a beer bottle at the bar.
All I really remember is thinking that the music looked like beautiful lizard waves in my head
I told him finishing at the same time would be a long-term project. Like flipping a house. A sexual house.
hell or highwater he WILL get a blowjob in the hammock before the end of summer.
At this point, I wouldn't be surprised if he laughs at all of our attempts to keep him sober.
Back at condo with chick. What is the condom situation urgent response needed
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