508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
i just realized that we are the poor version of bethenny and jill from real housewives... and I'm jill. this is a 6.5 on the depressing scale
at least we're not in new jersey
I love sluts.
I end my prayers with that every single night.
He tagged himself in all of my pictures so he would get a notification if someone commented on it.
Restraining orders are what college is about.
Ive never seen someone more dtf than a soaking wet drunk girl who stumbles into your backyard.
He asked me to grab his balls and yell "thats a spicy meat-a-ball" Last time I do requests.
Seriously? Time stamp. 2:31 AM. And I am taking self potraits with a tree. Betty Ford anyone?
Do not buy whiskey under any circumstances. There should be a UN sanctioned buffer zone between me and Seagrams.
I think i just threw up blood. i can't chill right now;
She kept grabbing my head and told my faces to stop shaking.. Also, she kept whispering something about seeing flowers in my eyes.
Dude, you like sabotaged my shower time by walking in and eating a snack pack on the toilet. That's messed up on levels that haven't even been created.
I think we need to dedicate ourselves to building your stamina back to uterus breaking level
He sends me pictures of his dogs and I send him my tits, it's a win win situation
What's with guys asking if I wanna "kick it" like I'm some fucking 19 year old
Ok, there are marshmallows shaped like elephants
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