Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
I was going to clean my house but wine sounded better
Best moment of my life. I just got a text from some random number that said i can't wait to touch you. Her name is kiara and she had the wrong number.
I'm going to show my kids 2 girls 1 cup just to scare them away from porn
when the police officer said he was gonna take a picture of the car accident, you asked if you should pose on the hood
There are going to be so many Snookis this Halloween that I might just dress as the guy that hit her and punch them all in the face
I forgot how wholesome of a place a park is when youre not drinking there.
We are, if nothing else, classy enough to leave our 10 mini bottles of wine in a polite line on the floor of the movie theater.
Zombie crawl summary: 5 of 6 friends successfully laid. friend 6 too drunk to care and making out with a whale (not a costume)
I feel like we have both made good decisions regarding our vaginas lately
Regret, thy taste is box wine.
That's not a current picture, because if you look deep enough into my eyes you can still see morals. Not these days.
It was a "my chaser needed a chaser" kind of night
Stripping out of my teacher clothes to Talk Dirty to Me. Who let me become a teacher?
i think the realest test of our friendship is how hot your sister looks right now
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