Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
Con: they had to cauterize my wound twice. Pro: The docs agreed I'll be able to get really drunk tonight since I've lost so much blood.
sound pretty economical
My moms helping me unpack but im getting a little nervous because I dont remember where i put my dildo
You proceeded to call me a hoe and then informed me that Bear Grylls is and always will be more important than I am to you.
just found a sign outside my brothers door "not going to church, don't even try" and he is covered is vomit in his bed.
I woke up wearing just my underwear and a headlamp at a different house than I remember passing out at. I told you irish car bombs are not made with an entire guinness.
I just realized I am holding a beer in 133 out of 134 photos of me on my facebook page.
Nobody is perfect
I'm at Waffle House wearing one of the paper hats in the other
... They left for 10 minutes and came back with a lobster he's in the toilet downstairs
VODKAVODKAVODKAYESSSS
Yeah, sam & jessica were trying to have sex and you walked in & started coaching them through it with a fake hulk hogan mustache on.
Thanks for having me and my emotional baggage over last night.
Duuuuuuuude, I need you to sleep with my girlfriend so I can tell you both to move out
I'm so glad we both made out with him though. I feel like that really brought us together
The album on my phone containing gross pictures to send when boys ask for nudes is now substantially larger than my normal photo album. Because I send one every night
I'm starting to think that Cosmic Steve ripped me off
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