Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
is it bad that I only want to go to my boyfriends house bc I want to see his roomate walk around with his shirt off?
He spent the whole night convincing me I wasn't fat, but after we had sex he said "Oh, I see what you mean"
Why does my right nut always hang lower than my left nut?
The fact you even thought licking it would fix it boggles my mind
Well it worked
Not the point
I think one day, after evolution kicks in, my sons will thank me for having a 3rd ball. That's how much sex I'm having.
but you don't have to sleep on top of four different cum stains because you'd rather buy a case of Franzia than spend $3.50 in the student laundry room
This is one of those times I wish I had a time machine so I could go back and punch myself in the face to make me realize what I need to do before it's too late
I don't know man, I woke up and shes here acting like she knows me, wearing my clothes, and scrambling eggs in my kitchen. I don't know her.
You were drinking with me last night, I warned you.
Look I'm really high right now, and if I were to leave this house, it would be for the sole purpose of getting an ice cream sandwich. So can you please just do it.
Don't worry dude, I've created a sex logic bomb to stop that sort of thing.
I drank a fishbowl of liquor and next thing I know I'm sliding into Zach Galifinakis' DMs
I think I just shit out all my problems.
I would go disguised as someone he didn't have premature ejaculative sex with but I don't know if I could stay in character.
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