i may not always bang 16 year olds but when i do, i prefer hot ones
I only gave you my number because I thought fat people were jolly
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
There is a girl on the metro with no shoes and she's using a Crown Royal bag as a purse.
and i think wearing the clothes from last night are out of the question...was there mud wrestling there? because i look like a participated..with a cat.
Just had a heart to heart with my John Belushi poster.
I just walked in on my sixteen year old sister soaking her tampon in vodka. I go to Berkeley. And they think she's the good daughter.
I drunkenly transformed into shehulk last night and lifted every single guy off the ground bc one guy told me that there was no way I was strong enough. Don't worry, I proved them wrong. Stupid stereotypical men.
Stop calling dibs on everything with a vagina you jackass.
That should be the title of my autobiography.
You might have to deal with a coked up ex pan American gold medalist wrestler when you get back to the room
All I remember is dance battling with a man named tom the entire time who kept buying me drinks so id say it was a success
Dude. You dropped to your knees and face planted into the rocks. And continued to talk on the phone and laugh. That's where those cuts came from.
Stay away a while longer.
Still not sure if they're cops or strippers.
What's the best way to tell a guy he can call me when his impending divorce is finalized?
So, I found your eyebrow, someone glued it in between my eyebrows so I looked like I had a unibrow when I went to work...
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