How come twittering sounds sexual?
Because of Bambi.
"it" just moved
Her mom drove me home after I blew a .13 So there I am wishing her mom a happy mother's day sitting in the passenger seat where I just banged her daughter 15 min prior
I'm not saying he was bad at sex, but I'm pretty sure I anti-climaxed.
TBS has betrayed me by telling me tyler perry is funny
She just sent me a picture of a heart. I need to stop fucking freshman...
I hate it when hot girls behave. It's so anticlimactic
How do i write this on his wall without making it sound like he gave me an std?
im gonna put my furry chinchilla vagina on her mother effing nose
I was going through my mom's high school yearbook...almost half the people who signed it referred to her as "Karen Smokejoints", "Confused Karen", or drew a picture of a joint. I have never felt more like her daughter.
Yeah. You can ask him out. We're just fuck buddies. My vagina will be sad but your heart can be happy.
Nothing screams fatass like a pizza that doesn't fit in your car
My penis is saying yes, several less important organs are saying noo...
the moment when you open a dick pic with your mom in the car... On your moms phone... Of your dad... Scarred for life
If I hear that song one more time I will drive to hell and make John Lennon eat my ass.
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