i just made a list of the people i have slept with. is it bad that some of them are just either names of the places i met them or the color of the shirts?
i also rounded the number up for good measure. i am sure there are a few i have forgotten about.
i have no idea who im with but someones making meatballs. im going to stay.
i cant remember past the part when we filled his tub with skittles.
I'm pretty sure we've had sex a bunch more times than we've hugged. So hugs are weird when they happen.
turns out making maccaroni and cheese with whipped cream instead of butter is only good when your high
She was so wet my fingers were literally pruney when I got done with her
i robbed the continental breakfast last night
Sleeping with two different guys who share a driveway is getting increasingly challenging to keep secret
Mystery lines found in a Pyrex dish in the back of my pantry at 415 am. No recall as to it's origin. Unidentifiable taste. Obviously I'm doing them
My living room is scattered with glow sticks wrappers, sparklers, face paint & beer cans?
It's not as cool looking when the drugs wear off, is it?
I'm afraid you are becoming too bourgeois with your switch from boxed wine to bottled.
For the record, just because I'm a mess doesn't mean I don't know what I'm talking about when I give you advice. I'm way better at other people's lives.
I let a blind guy feel me up. All he kept saying was "oh fuck yeah!"
i don't like interrupting booty calls. thats just rude.
Periods are much less exciting when you're not sexually active.
Randomize