i think i have herpe
just one?
New Jersey isn't a real state, it's just a myth you tell little kids to scare them like Canada or Carrot Top
There are sesame seeds in my vagina. This cannot be explained with logic.
you woke me up in the middle of the night to tell me you were taking off your pants and it was not an invitation.
No. Her boobs are the one spot of warmth in my life right now and I will not let you take them from me.
Hey, I didn't ask that stripper to put her unds in my mouth, it was just covered by the plus package fee I ordered.
I just threw up blood. Also i just remembered i got hit in the face with a 2 by 4.
He was the one that got away. From my vagina.
I know. It's cray. Crayon. Crayolaaaaa.
A kid in my class today just asked if we have class on the 17th, then announced that he couldn't go anyways because it was the day after his 21 and he was going to be too hungover
I'm going to have to have a long talk with god if my soul mate has a prince albert
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
I think Jabba the Hut is dying in the stall next to me.
I'm just more comfortable with the bondage
Every Easter every single one the baby Jesus butt plug comes up
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