haha you were like: "I don't want to uh pressure you.." as you took your own shirt off
God I'm so bored. I wish I had a baby or something to play with.
And this is exactly why you should NEVER have kids.
Can you bring me a pair of sunglasses to the bathroom please... Don't judge me.
Explain to me how "cheap asian titties" is a complement?
Can you please tell him to stop calling me ma'am? I'm starting to remember what it's like to have self respect
I guess I'm in a committed relationship. We just had shot 1 of 3 of Gardasil. I'm now dead inside.
I take pleasure in knowing how many gallons of booze we've put away in comradery.
I think we should measure in "bathtubs"
Yea... you were given too many get out of jail free cards. God just gave up on you having a healthy and happy vagina.
I'm glad I get the same reaction from you for cookies and for my naked body
I curse you to think about Guy Fieri whenever you have sex with your lady.
Are you the reason I woke up without pants?
I've never had sex that lasts this long though. It's ridiculous. I feel like I need a Gatorade and a sweatband and a sub.
Ya know, one would think a restraining order would keep me from fucking my ex.
Your face; I've seen enough of it for today. Go away now please.
Quit bitching. I brought you a muffin.
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