so the car was packed with everything from my dorm, plus my mom. during the 6 hour trip home she found my kama sutra. started flippin through it.....
oh shit that had to have been awkward
i thought so too. until she asked what the check marks were for
You should've come with us, we're at Home Depot looking for men.
She thought I was gay, so I told her I'd be more comfortable with anal. She agreed.
I just puked on my dog.I feel summer coming on
just saw a midget ride a motorized cooler into the liquor store. i'm gonna follow him home.
I don't have enough holes for all these australians
I'm also glad were at the point in our friendship where my vagina talking to you isn't weird
Dear Beer Goggles, it's time to see the eye doctor. With love, your biggest fan.
Halfway through the blowjob she stopped and said 'Wait I know this dick'.
fuck you and your stupid hot as hell face
Id prob hit it, but i instagram edited her picture to make her look better. Ha. She should fuck me just for that.
Never has jello made me angry to the point of drinking. But here I am.
If those panties could talk.
"Once upon a time, Jenny got chlamydia from a magician. The end."
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
I didn’t say it was classy, I said it was sexy
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