Espresso. Can't sleep. Love puppies
I'm torn. Shes everything I ever wanted, but I just cant get past the story about having drunken sex with her dog in high school.
When are you freeeeeeeeee?
My phone auto corrected that to freeeeeeeeeedoooooooooom. That's kinda awesome.
Just had another dream about being on Real Chance of Love. I think it's a sign.
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
i should not be allowed to orgasm that much in one day.
You NEED to fuck him he's a doctor with one leg. Are you kidding me right now. This will definitely make the list. Plus he buys all of us drinks.
He'll choke me during sex but he won't eat a strip of bacon. Vegetarians are weird.
What do you think french fries on pizza would taste like?
i already know. Delicious. Use ranch.
I have no words
Neither did my mom, when she walked in on me squating with my balls in a cup of hot water.
When I was leaving this morning he gave me some candy off his floor to prove he was a nice guy... He definitely knows the way to my heart. Best one night stand ever
okay - we take $20 and buy each other some 'drink till we puke' clothes from the thrift store.
This strip club is mediocre. Talent is fine. Fung shui is bad.
Get your ass back to America. We've got a lot of drugs to do.
the next morning we realized we didnt speak the same language... guess i subconsciously did learn a little german last semester. thanks study abroad.
ah the experiences a semester in Vienna can give you. Frau would enjoy knowing that even while sleeping during class you still managed to learn enough german to get laid
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