i wanted to tell my neighbors to shut up it was 4am, but listening to her rag on him for his minute man routine was actually entertaining
I just found puke in my bra..
Just watched a guy fight a garbage can then pee on it, screaming "I told you to listen to me the first time!!" San Francisco, I've missed you.
Damn it if I pass out in the bathroom one more time this month im going to rehab...
You made me wash my hair in the kitchen sink while eating bay leaves
i will be blacked out in the shower. come get me. 20 mins.
Please tell me your aunt didn't see the Brita pitcher full of condom wrappers. We had at least 100.
Mcdonalds hasn't even finished serving breakfast yet and u two are getting drunk?
She fell down no less than 4 times while we were at the club. One of which was while she was in the bathroom stall next to me.
... Cuz there's nothing like having your two male roommates catching you have a good cry in the driveway at 9am on a Wednesday.
Munching saltines, sippin Gatorade, and trying not to get eaten by this small horse
You don't understand. My ass is the color of eggplant.
She told me she loves wine, but hates the mud butt the next day. Dude, way to much info on a second date.
I guess the weekly d&d orgies are treating you well
there's a giant awkward home-wrecking elephant in the room. and its name is meg.
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