I feel like you just avenged me for every guy who came in my hair
she spent the whole night flailing her arms because "primates are the only species who can move their arms like that and we shouldn't waste it"
She's the hottest girl I've ever seen before and didn't lose her virginity until she was 19. As men, I take it as failure on our part that hot 19 year old virgins still exist.
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
Just did an upsidedown spineboard shot. Gotta love lifeguard parties.
I woke up to his gay cousin telling me I had the prettiest boobs. I don't even wanna know.
Tequila me may have very bluntly told him that I wanted to touch his abs.
So someone just pointed out to me that during dinner, I mentioned more women that I'm attracted to than men. The transition might be complete. I'm gay.
I've decided to dedicate my life to finding out which flavor of Gatorade tastes best after you brush your teeth
I need to go back to work. I've had so much sex since the shutdown started. last night we tried and a little flag came out saying "nothing is left in here try a week later"
Dude I should have just gone home with the guy with dreads and the cat
Move ovrr Titanoc and all you others. Heres the real tale of woe. This ladys failed search for boozdy goodnezs.
The hat, the beard, the hard posing - like who does he think he is?
A bag of dicks
That's dating life
Listen, I've got balls in my face can I call you back
He's completely obsessed with his ex but gives phenomenal head. So overall, yeah, good first date.
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