sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
I swear to god I'm with a high end prostitute right now and shes the most interesting person I've ever met. She just took me in to share an evening.
And as an added bonus she seems to have gotten a blood stain out of my favorite t-shirt
His internet history had "Disney Porn" on it.
He just bought a 100-pack of condoms of Amazon. My vagina is already tired.
Weird. Haha. I guess taking advice from batman is a good idea.
I tried telling you she just blew me in the bathroom but you were too busy making out with her to listen
The guys had to come into the bar bathroom and pep talk us all off the floor
You were almost as fucked up as I was the night I hooked up with a bob saget look alike...
YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL.
I'm going for high school drunk, you've got 15 minutes to get here.
Lol no. She's home safe. You forget she is too pretty to get arrested.
Two chicks walked outta his room and all he did was beat his chest like LeBron and yell, "And 1!"
all i've had to eat today is leftover bday cake and a shot of tequila.
welcome to college.
I moved to this city Tuesday and got laid Saturday. Still got it.
I love it when strippers help me get other strippers numbers.
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