Wanted to apologize for chris browning you when you were on my computer.
I feel like my sweat is 40 proof right now
Dude she let me cum on her face
You have the wrong number I'm the she who let you cum on her face unless some other girl has let you since this morning
I just watched a blind kid buy from one of the vending machines on campus...guess there's nothing like a good surprise?
its was like we drinking an entire bottle of mystery
I'm not gonna lie; I was dosed with mushrooms and am eating pickles with a guy in all white. It's weird, but I'm down. Help.
They're tearing apart the house I lost my virginity in:(
Given he decided my interview was a date, showed up drunk and insisted on carrying me everywhere, we weren't off to a good start.
Just had the "whores are people too" talk with Mom. Bright side it's Christmas, and I may have been drunk, I don't think she caught on.
If i ever die cab you make sure bag pipes are at my funeral they are awsome
ayo
its like you know when i get waxed
Do you think it would be weird to add her on Facebook?
You just commited a felony act together, I honestly think we're beyond this.
I'm about 40% drunk. You know, not drunk enough to light the bar on fire, but drunk enough to let the cougar hit on me.
can we fuck so we can live up to our nicknames for eachother?
Did you at least know who's jizz it was?
That is questionable.
Randomize
