so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
I forgot how ruthlessly advertising works on me when I'm high.
i guess this means i'm going to be wearing knee socks during sex again
I've been watching anime, masturbating and eating nutella for three days. I hope she never comes back.
she always winds up in the cupboards its nothing new.
Well when you're drinking tequila mixed with water out of a steve Austin cup I really don't think acquiring a straw is your main priority
That awesome feeling when you are pooping on the same toilet that nobel laureates have pooped on
I'm looking forward to the release of my future best seller - "Three Words to Make Your Relationship 100% Better: Surprise Blow Jobs"
Wake your ass up this is a day of horror where we get horroibly drunk and sleep with tandom dudes who wish they were super heros ps i havr stuffed animals over my privates im a petting zoo this year
I literally was just rolling on the ground and said to her 'this is what dying looks like'
"YOU A2TE UNDERAGE LOL" Got that at 2am. Gotta stop dating alcoholics.
See this is where I mess up.. I get distracted by the option of consistent sex and free beer
Is banging someone in the national guard considered a state service or a national one?
The part where he comes over and ignores you isn't what makes me mad about that story... It's the fact that he ate your tacos, AND THEN proceeded to ignore you. That's cold hearted.
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