Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
He had to stop fucking her halfway through to do a shit. When he returned she was still waiting for him. The joys of MDMA
I only get commercials for vodka and Rogaine now. You're exactly right, Hulu. That's exactly right.
Why is my drynk life bleeding into my real life
you were afraid hed set himself on fire so you dumped a box of baking soda on him
I spent 10 minutes contemplating condensation on grapes this morning.
That basically sounds like the worst party of my life, and I'm including my brother's World of Warcraft themed birthday party.
I knew us throwing ourselves at him back in the day would pay off. I'm gonna b a divorcees rebound. Score!
I think we should have a sex position advent calendar
I'm taking a shower and i'm gonna bring my pocketknife with me
Why is there multiple peanut butter and toasts stuck to the fridge door?
I still can't believe a guy pooped in my backyard
She came out of the bathroom listening to her iPod and crying. Then she started scream 'she will be loved'. She seems to be handling the break up well lol
My favorite part was when you kept telling everyone you were being "green" by drinking straight out of the bottle so u weren't wasting a cup.
there is definitely a hickey on my left nipple.
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