they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
There comes a time in every man's life where he has to shit in a catbox to prove a point.
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
Some girl in the stall next to me just yelled "fuck yes i started my period!" she came out of the stall and we high fived. who am i to judge? i do that every month.
Man, the last time I saw you you were giving me a thumbs up while being pulled out the bar by your belt from some girl.
You're sure you don't want to come? I'm pretty sure there is going to be "Pin the Tail on the Baby".
I met her at the liquor store. I hope I'm wearing a condom
Just had such a rough shit, don't stop believin had to be played
He left his shoes, boxers and socks at my house & managed to walk home to his dorm without realizing anything was missing until 3 days after. That's the last time i'll ever hook up with a freshman.
Im going to hell in a hand basket. With a ribbon tied to my head. I'll be like a puppy for the devil.
I'll give you $10 to get a dick pic with a gecko on it.
Andy was trying to screw his door shut from the inside so no one could get in.
You would seriously think I would remember who put themselves in my phone as Burt Rynalds Moustache, but I don't. And I need to be reminded of who you are so I can give you a proper high five.
He couldn't give me an orgasm, but he did give me a UTI.
Is offering to blow your HR rep considered an ethics violation?
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