wtf he couldnt undo my bra, i asked him if it was his first time and he said "with a girl? yeah"
We can't all go after the girl with the low self-esteem
If we both stop thinking about your penis for just a moment, we'd realize it is important and good that you are spending quality time with your family
the party we were at had security guards carrying paintball guns. that probably should have been the first sign
I felt like a dog for all the times during sex that he said "good girl"
I hid drinks in her bathroom closet.... like a squirrel... a squirrel who knew she was going to get cut off soon
I maybe late, he's in a peeing contest with the neighbor's dog. Currently he's in the lead.
Yeah, but he has adorable dimples and dimples talk me into things.
I found a picture of me as a little kid with nothing on except a towel covering one of my nipples and I'm glaring at the camera. Literally nothing has changed except I have boobs now
what's the least obnoxious place that i could barf on the bus?
My goal in life is to ruin sex for someone. To be so mindblowingly unreal that they can never find anyone like me ever again. So far it's going well.
I'm going to have to include Angry Orchard in my thesis acknowledgements
I just changed all my morning alarms to wake me up with different Jesse McCartney songs telling me I'm beautiful. Would you believe I'll be 25 this year?
so third time im replacing the batteries on my vibrator in 2 months #sosingle....on another note though, black beauty is raring to go
april was a good month for me, sexually...doubled my number, had a threesome, fucked a girl for the first time and two different boys in one night. there should be a medal
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