Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
My dad just yelled at me for going to youth group with out telling him. Apparently going out to fuck a girl without telling him gets me a high 5, going to youth group gets me grounded.
I took off my clothes and she wanted to have sex. But then she changed her mind. So we ended up fucking through her panties or something. I don't know it was weird.
Changed my mind. Wearing a dress. Casual, with a side of breasts.
all I heard when I woke up this morning was "BONG HITS FOR BREAKFAST" being yelled repeatedly.
If you feel like laying around and watching a movie, that's where I'll be for the next several hours not moving, blaming others, and generally feeling sorry for myself.
Woke up today to the sound of church bells. My first thought was shit the apocalypse, but then I remembered my hook up lives next to a church. This might be a rough day.
She just kept introducing me to people by telling them which of their friends I've fucked
We haven't even scratched the surface on the damage we could do. Just saying
I had to assert my dominance as Alpha Drunk.
He was smart enough to bring a condom to our study date so I mean I'm sure he'll do fine on the test
Chipotle farts are not good for seducing boys.
I just want to bone him one last time before he moves across the country with his new (average looking) girl friend.
She used to be cute, back when we were young.
Oh well, so were platform jellies. Shit changes.
i came so much i feel like i were to try again, only dust would come out. and maybe glitter
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