he just came in and straightened the chair and left again
I've ID'd the nipple biter.
Dude that bathroom stall was not tall enough to be doing lines in, guys kept peeking over and giving us high fives
Just doin' what I do best: sitting in a stall in the class building's bathroom, pondering life and exploring deep, dark corners of the internet before class.
Tell them you aren't trying to make money, you are just the mr rogers of weed,its such a good feeling a very good feeling the feeling you know that were friends
IF HE CAN'T EVEN MAKE EYE CONTACT IN CLASS, I DOUBT THERE WILL BE OTHER FORMS OF CONTACT ON OUR FIRST NOT-A-DATE DATE
You kept mumbling that you could become one with the carpet as you proceeded to give yourself the worst carpet burn I have ever seen
I want to reach into my vagina and rip out my uterus with my bare hands. Understand how much it hurts now?
You kept saying you we're gonna puke and wanted to steal my pants
That does not explain the remnants of a small fire in my bathtub.
Yeahhh, apparently my brothers think its ok not to check on me if a creeper is talking to me bc i "like those weirdo types"
Cocaine can totally be concealed as MAC finishing powder. Drug dealer creds just went up 120 percent
Gotta get new sheets. ..I fucked the satin off mine.
Is it bad that I'm a 32 year old woman that is so afraid of commitment that a hamster is too much responsibility?
I feel like I could get pregnant watching Zac Efron do yard work in this movie
It was a good dick. I give credit where credit is due. A good dick deserves praise.
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