Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
He keeps asking where i got my clothes and accessories. i'm not sure if he wants to fuck me, or go shopping.
I wish you had a penis so you could experience peeing out the window in front of a crowd of people leaving parties.
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
...She then said get into the spirit and started making firecracker noises while having sex
he got all sad that i was going to fuck his roommate, so i just asked him if it would make him feel better if I let him motor boat me. i am such a saint.
She followed me back, then proceeded to find my room, get her panda suit on? And then raid my room and pass out on my couch... what the fack do I do now?!?!
drinking right out of the bottle and nobody bats an eye.
its good to be home.
Ugh he's so pretty though. He bit my face at the bar because I tried to steal his ID and I forgave him
so getting blacked out last night has made my lips so beautifully red for pictures today... and they say nothing good comes from alcohol
Just woke up and spent the first hour of consciousness throwing up with the Rocky theme song on repeat.
Can't feel body but making pizza rolls
oh so have I but I'd still suck a dick or 20 in the name of freedom.
he was really really nice, and I did coke off of his dong that night too
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